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What's the difference between a blonde and a redhead in bed?A blonde let's you leave the bed when you are satisfied - a redhead let's you leave the bed when SHE is satisfied.
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A lot of people are wearing t-shirts with pictures of people that inspire them to do stuff. I wear a picture of my son cause no one inspires me to work harder than my son. Its also a constant reminder to wear a соndом.
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Passenger: What good is your timetable, the trains are never on time!
Conductor: And how would you know they were late if it wasn’t for the timetable?
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There was a red head, a brunette, and a blonde riding in the back of a truck. Suddenly the tire popped and the truck drove off the edge into the water.
The red head and brunette swam up and survived, but the blonde drowned because she couldn't get the tail gate open.
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The teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new checking account.
"The bank returned the check you wrote to the sporting goods store," his mother said.
"Oh good," he replied, "Now I can use it to buy some stereo equipment!"
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The grass farmer was criminally charged after using a sоd-off shotgun to settle a lawn-standing turf war – he wanted mow money. After his arrest he was denied bale.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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One salesgirl in a candy store always had customers lined up waiting while other girls stood around idle.
The store owner asked for her secret.
"It's easy," she said. "The others scoop up more than a pound and then start taking away. I scoop up less, then add to it."
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There were two brunettes in the front of a truck, and three blondes in the back. They rolled off a cliff into the ocean. The brunettes survived, but the blondes died. Why? They couldn't get the tailgate open.
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In the back of the Guinness Book of World Records it states "All records are currently held by Chuck Norris, and the records listed in this book are only the records of those people who have come closest to Chuck Norris' records."
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Why did the blonde take his new scarf back to the store? It was too tight
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Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.
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There were nine blondes and a brunette hanging of a rope 100 stories high. They had decided that one of them had to get off. They argued and argued and finally the brunette said "I'll go." The brunette made a touching speech and all the blondes clapped.
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Two programmers walked along the street. They saw a beautiful blonde not far away and one of them said,
"Too bad that girls has no standard interface."
"They have," replied the other programmer, "but there is no standard way to get to it."
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I was actually thinking about buying a convertible... But then I thought, what if I was at a stoplight -- how would I avoid the homeless guy?
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Chuck Norris wrote all the Choose Your Own Adventure books under pen names to hide the fact that they are autobiographical.
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Harlem does the Chuck Norris shake.
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Why did the Police Officer put a вrа on the road?
To put a воовy trap.
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How do white fairytales start? "Once upon a time,"
How do black fairytales start? "N*** you ain't gonna believe this!"
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Why do Blondes like tilt steering? Because theres more head room.
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