One-Liner Jokes

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A guy walks in to see his doctor, and the doctor asks, "What seems to be the problem?"
"I just can't seem to make friends with anyone," the guy replies. "Can you help me, you fат ugly ваsтаrd?"

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Hear about the cannibal at the farm who wanted to eat his boss, but really had to рее?

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Why dont women have crazy men stories? I dont really hear them. And then I realized, its because if you got a crazy boyfriend, youre going to die. Just something about men, the second they realize theyre crazy, its like, Time to кill everything I love.

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How did the blonde break her arm? A: she fell out of a tree while she was raking leaves.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Guesse what?....... chicken butt

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Thirty ways to shape up for summer -- number one: eat less; number two: exercise more; number three... What was I talking about? Im so hungry right now.

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He: Why did you put on these high-heel shoes? It seems so inconvenient for you to walk.
She: I thought you liked tall girls.
He: I like clever girls.
She: That's why I've put on the glasses...

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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

There was a blonde, bernett and a red-head on a broken ship. it takes two miles to get to shore, so the bernett swims 1 mile and drowns the red-head swam 1 mile and got eaten by a shark then the blonde swam 1 mile got tired and swam back

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Chuck Norris is the reason why the chicken crossed the road.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Chuck Norris is the only person in history to receive a Platinum Medal in the Olympics.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

In school, Chuck Norris put "violence" down for every answer on math tests and always got 100% because he solves all problems with violence.

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Chuck Norris can win tic-tac-toe in one move.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Them:
"Why do you always carry a knife?"
Me:
"The last time I tried to open a bag of сhiрs with a 9mm, things didn’t go so well."

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Who is the coolest doctor in the hospital?
The hip consultant.

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Medical and Doctor Jokes One-Liner Jokes

What did the cashew say to the peanuts at church?
"Can I get an ALMOND?!"

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Doctor:
"I accidentally left my gloves inside your stomach during your operation. We have to operate on you again."
Patient:
"Are you kidding me?!?! Tell you what Doc, take this $10 bill and buy a new pair!"

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If I get to Heaven and God is white, Id be like, I knew it all along. Show me to the hood. But if I get to Heaven and God is black, thats going to рiss me off a little bit. Id be like, Aint this a вiтсh? Youve been black all along? Aint you been seeing what the hells going on down there?

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Next on Public Radio 91 we'll be hearing music of Antonin Dvorak. This is the Beep Serenade in C-Sharp Minor, Opus 72...

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When Chuck Norris watches a рот, it boils immediately.

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