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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
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I went on a hard core drinking and smoking binge, and it lasted right about nine months. And then, as soon as I was born, I was like, Whew! Do not go in there.
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If you sketched of all my worst qualities, it would make quite a poor trait.
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Was Thoreau a hermit?
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At a local gun show two guys were bragging about their wife's abilities.
"My wife's a fine shot. She can hit a dollar every time."
"That's nothing. My wife goes through my trousers and never misses a dime."
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Call me a pervert, but I once enjoyed watching a chickpea. Does that make me hummus sеxuаl?
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My other big obituary fear is, when I die, theyll have my picture, and they always have underneath it, in quotes, He loved to laugh. Oh, he loved to laugh. Well, that doesnt tell you anything. Everybody loves to laugh -- youre laughing! Thats like saying, He hungered for food.
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Phoenix is so dry because it's in an arid zone-a.
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Bungee jumping is an expensive sport. There's no such thing as a free lunge.
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A man taunted Chuck Norris by holding a bag of Lays potato сhiрs in front of him and saying "Betcha can't just one!" Chuck Norris subsequently ate the сhiрs, the bag, and the man whole.
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Why did the blonde freeze to death at the drive-in?
She went to see "Closed for the season."
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A group of working men and women were enjoying happy hour ata local bar. One of them asked what time others went to bedon work nights. A blonde piped up from the end of the bar and said "Well, ifI'm not in bed by ten o'clock, I just go home."
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Im watching some television tonight. Im watching The Discovery Channel. You know, this channel, you never ever plan on watching this. It just happens. Youre flickin around, all of a sudden -- boom -- youre watching a mole for an hour-and-a-half.
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Chuck Norris does the Sunday New York Times Crossword Puzzle in ink.
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Why are men like computers?
As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you'd waited a little longer you couldn't have gotten a better model!
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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A blonde says to a brunette, "Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt." The brunette says,
"Well, maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup."
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Chuck Norris once leaned against a tower in Pisa, Italy.
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Brothers from right to left.
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