One-Liner Jokes

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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two."

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Chuck Norris can make snow angels on a concrete slab.

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Rainbows are what happens when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Richard Simmons.

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Chuck Norris has a pet kitten - every night for a snack.

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Most people put their pants on one leg at a time, Chuck Norris does both legs at once.

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As President Roosevelt said:
"We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

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This is Jeff, you're not in now, so I'll leave a message.

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The jolly fат man spoke with great jelloquence.

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If you worship a bag, it's sack religious.

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I wanted to be an оrgаn donor, but the doctors never de-livered.

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I said, Thats the wrong drink. And he said, Sorry, dude, Im tired. And I was like, Have a frickin coffee, man. Thats why Im here.

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A man who wins a poker tournament has yet to reach the pinochle of achievement.

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The priest left for dead in the church fire was said to have parished.

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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

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Having a gun, lets face it guys, is a lot like having a реnis, I think. You got to keep it concealed. And if you wave it in a womans face, chances are shell call the cops.

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“If you do anything that puts your doctor's health at jeopardy, the Dr. Seuss you.”

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If your name is on the building, you’re rich...
If your name is on your desk, you’re middle-class...
If your name is on your shirt, you’re neither of the first two!

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Somebody punctuated me in the face, and I ended up in a comma.

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The best relationship I ever had -- I used to go out with a homeless girl. Yeah, it was great cause after sеx, I could just drop her off anywhere.

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