One-Liner Jokes

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What do you call a blonde at the bottom of a pool? Air bubble.........

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“I use yeast most of the time when I am baking, and I always use it on the ryes.”

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I think that Vanna White got the best job ever. Is that not the best job? If I were a woman, I would want that job so bad. Like, thats her job! What a country -- she just turns letters. I turn letters, but only when they glow. Im not sтuрid.

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Chuck Norris can вlоw bubbles with beef jerky.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Did you hear about the smart blonde? You won't either.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

I have a new idea for a game show for people who are high, and its called Can You Remember What You Just Saw? Thats actually the bonus round. Round one is Can You Describe Whats in Front of You Right Now? OK, you got it? Were going to take it away. What was it? We will not accept awesome.

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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

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Patient: Doctor I think I've been bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this water.
Patient: Will this make me feel better?
Doctor: No, but I'll be able to see leaks and know where the vampire bit you.

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Medical and Doctor Jokes One-Liner Jokes Vampire jokes

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Scroll down... Scroll up...

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

“I asked the doctor how my check-up went. All he said was, 'Get will soon.'”

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Medical and Doctor Jokes One-Liner Jokes

The authorities in America conducted a survey to ascertain why they did not receive many emergency calls from blondes. After exhasted studies the answer is "They can find the nine but cannot find the eleven"

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes Superhero Jokes

How can you tell when a blonde been by your computer? A: There is cheese by the mouse.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

A blonde goes to a football game. The quarterback starts running with the ball and she chases him yelling "I want my quarter back!"

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Every girl either has blonde hair with black streaks or black hair with blonde streaks. Which, either way, says: I dont have a gag reflex.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Q. How do you teach a blonde math?
A. Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, and square root her.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

The blonde complained to her friend, "I have a man I never could trust. Why, he cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his!"

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

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One-Liner Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Кill.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes