One-Liner Jokes

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Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can кill him and take it.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

My dad is retired now, and he moved to Florida. And its really great to be able to finally go down and visit him now that hes finally able to do those things in life that hes always wanted to do, which apparently is start drinking at noon and then head on out to buy me ugly shirts.

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“My doctor couldn't understand why I wouldn't treat my poison ivy - he said I was being irrational.”

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Medical and Doctor Jokes One-Liner Jokes

What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist? Marriage.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

If you can’t find a lawyer who knows the law, find a lawyer who knows the judge.

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One-Liner Jokes Lawyer Jokes

A young married woman (Blonde) was discussing her sеx life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend asked,
"Do you talk to your husband when you're making love?" She thought about it a minute then said,
"Well, no. But I could. I mean he has a cell phone and all now."

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

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When I meet a girl, I ask her to pose nudе for a painting Im doing because thats a very good way to get her to sleep with me.

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One-Liner Jokes

I’m not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and i’m not gonna die the same way.

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Every time a веll rings Chuck Norris kills a bear.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Q: How do blondes' brain cells die?
A: Alone.

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“A drummer who became a policeman was pounding a beat.”

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Police Officer Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Yo momma so fат when she trips in California, she lands in The Philippines

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One-Liner Jokes Yo Momma Jokes

A patient complained to the doctor that his hair was coming out.
"Won't you give me something to keep it in?" he begged.
"Take this," the doctor said kindly, and he handed the patient a pill box.

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Medical and Doctor Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?
A: "Hoooooney, I want to go to Miaaami!"

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If you shoot someone in the eye you might not кill them, but you might give them Glock coma.

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One-Liner Jokes

“Why is it so difficult to find Christmas puns that slay?”

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Christmas Jokes One-Liner Jokes

A Spanish patient goes to an English doctor.
Doctor:
"What is it that's brought you here?"
Patient:
"An ambulance. Why?"

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Medical and Doctor Jokes One-Liner Jokes

How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?There is a stamp on it.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes