One-Liner Jokes

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Which Nаzi loved Michael Jordan? Joseph Goebbels. He loved it when things were Goering well for the Chicago squad, and especially when MJ would achieve Luftwaffe and Rеiсh up the points. For the fans, it was beyond their wildest iMaginotion. It was Panzermonium.

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I learned to canoe i-nu-tero.

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How do they clone dead royalty?

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If a concrete curb is cool to sit on, it's because it's a вuтт mint.

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I went back home last week and happened to see one of my old teachers, Mrs. Turtle.
She was a bit odd, but tortoise well.

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Do not go to the bathroom in a dream. It’s a trap!

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I named my hard drive "dat аss" so once a month my computer asks if I want to 'back dat аss up'.

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I don't always get asked out on a date.
But when I do... It's on April 1st.

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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

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For all the guys who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember that's where the knives are kept.

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Relationships are a lot like algebra.
Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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Brunette: "Where were you born?"
Blonde: "The United States."
Brunette: "Which part?"
Blonde: "My whole body."

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You haven't experienced awkward until you try to tickle someone who isn't ticklish

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I swear to drunк I'm not God, but seriously, stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables.

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Never get on one knee for a girl who won't get on two for you.

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If you force sеx on a рrоsтiтuте is it rаре or shoplifting?

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There's always that one kid in PE who thinks it's the f*cking Olympics.

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Every time someone calls me fат I get so depress I cut myself... a piece of cake.

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I am more рissеd off than a dragon trying to вlоw out candles.

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