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One-Liner Jokes

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I'm sweating like a fаggот at a hotdog stand.

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The best part about being a procrastinator is you always have something to do... tomorrow.

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Some times you gotta grab life by the тiтs and shake it up a bit.

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One-Liner Jokes Boob Jokes

There are two things in this life that we all can agree on. Воовs.

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House sitting is fun until someone falls off a roof.

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Having a small diск is the leading cause of acting like a big one.

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I didn't give a fuск until I drank Red Bull.
Now I don't give a flying f*ck.

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After sеx, I enjoy a big glass of get the fuск out of my house.

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Obama would be the worst cashier ever.
He'd never give change

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Wrap it in latex or she's gonna get your paychecks.

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People probably won't remember what you do or say, but they'll never forget that one time you banged a fatty.

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Telling a girl to calm down works about as well as trying to baptize a cat.

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Office and Work Jokes One-Liner Jokes

I hate when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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I'm in no condition to drive. Wait! I can't listen to myself, I'm drunk

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Women are like shed roofs, if you don't nail them hard enough they'll end up next door.

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Jokes about Women One-Liner Jokes

A big shout out to sidewalks... Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

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Hummingbirds are just regular birds who can't remember the lyrics.

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S. H. I. T = Super. Hero. In. Training

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Sometimes I like to lay in a bathtub full of jello and pretend I'm an unborn fetus.

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What if lollipops moaned when you licked them?

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