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One-Liner Jokes

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My doctor told me to eat more Taco Веll. Well he actually said "less McDonald's" but I'm pretty sure I know what he meant.

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Medical and Doctor Jokes One-Liner Jokes

What do you call 144 blondes?
Gross ignorance.

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Gross Jokes Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Women are the quickest to learn the three R’s. This is R’s, that’s R’s, everything’s R’s.

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Jokes about Women One-Liner Jokes

What does Geronimo yell when he jumps out of a plane?

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One-Liner Jokes

Neighbor: Why do you allow your wife to drink so much?
Me: Ever seen how she acts sober?

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One-Liner Jokes

Buddha walks up to a hot dog vendor and says,
"Make me one with everything."

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One-Liner Jokes

O'Leary walked twelve blocks in NYC without leaving the scene of the сriме.

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One-Liner Jokes

What has two thumbs, and sometimes tells jokes in the wrong media, rendering them useless?
This guy!

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One-Liner Jokes

Why did the three little pigs run away from home?
Their father was a bore!

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One-Liner Jokes

Took me an hour to crawl out of bed. #sluglife

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One-Liner Jokes

I have to find a new gym... the one I have now isn't working out!

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Office and Work Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Why did the man run around his bed?
To catch up on his sleep!

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Men jokes One-Liner Jokes

Dean Martin never became an attorney because he couldn't pass the bar.

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One-Liner Jokes

Is the the sun in my eyes or did you just smile at me?

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One-Liner Jokes

Did you know my wife went to a self-help group for compulsive talkers?
It’s called On and On Anon.

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One-Liner Jokes

Why couldn’t the butterfly go to the dance?
Because it was a moth-ball.

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One-Liner Jokes

What kind of witch goes to the beach?
Sandwitch

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One-Liner Jokes

Glad I looked in the mirror, i've been looking for that hat for 2 hours!

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One-Liner Jokes

“Does your teacher like you?”
“I think so. She keeps putting Kisses on my homework.”

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One-Liner Jokes

Cupid’s dart hurts more coming out than going in.

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One-Liner Jokes