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One-Liner Jokes

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I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one.

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You know you are having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday.

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Do you know how long Grandfather Clocks have been around?
Since the beginning of time...

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About all you can get with a nickel these days is heads or tails.

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There are 364 days until Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable...

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Christmas Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Ten Reasons You Might Be A Redneck …
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1. You ever cut your grass and found a car. ….
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2. You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren’t. ….
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3. Your wife has ever said, “Come move this transmission so I can take a bath.” …
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4. You were shooting pool when one of your kids was born.
5. Your mother has “ammo” on her Christmas list.
6. Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.
7. There are more than five crumpled McDonald’s bags in your car.
8. There has ever been сriме-scene tape on your bathroom door.
9. The primary color of your car is Bondo.
10. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

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Kids Jokes Christmas Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Some girl caught me staring at her воовs so I gave her 2 thumbs up. She only deserved 1 but it's the holidays and shiт.

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An exceptional pilot uses his exceptional knowledge to avoid needing his exceptional skill.

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Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?
Because the rest are weekdays.

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Ladies stop looking for a guy to sweep you off your feet. Sweeping is your job.

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All the tellers at my bank are female. That means I could probably rob the place with a spider.

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Jokes about Women One-Liner Jokes

Question
Where does Napoleon keep his armies?
Answer: Up his sleevies!

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I totally understand how batteries feel because I’m never included in things either

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I locked my keys in the car the other day...
But it was alright, I was still inside.

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Customer: This loaf is lovely and warm!
Baker: So it should be ma’am. The cat’s been sitting on it all morning!

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One-Liner Jokes

If you think these jokes are hilarious, you should see my life choices.

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Does anyone else need to рее when Elsa sings "Let it Go"?

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What did the guy say when he walked into the bar?
Ouch.

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My Uber driver almost crashed twice. 5 stars. Very exciting.

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You know I got to thinking about it and I have gotten outta bed 365 days a year for 26 years…… that is 9,490 sit-ups and not ONE ab to show for it….

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