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You know you're a bad driver when your GPS says "In 400 feet, stop and let me out."

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What travel 100 miles per hour underground? “A mole on a motorbike.”

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Why don't sheep shrink when they get wet?

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When Mr. Maxwell’s wife left him he couldn’t sleep.
“She took the bed!”

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Multiply 111,111,111 by 111,111,111 the answer may surprise you.

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My wife started smoking today so I had to slow her down and luве her up.

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Would a 6 pound baby with 3 pound ваlls be Half-Nuts!

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Everytime I do bench-press.
I press the bench

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Q:What Does A Cannibal Call A Phone Book?
A:A Menu For Delivery

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What are you giving up for lent?
Your virginity!!!

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Why do people walk backwards?
To reverse park.

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I would think you'd have to be open minded to be a brain surgeon...

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It can be fatal to live too long...

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Why do bicycles fall over?
Because they're two-tired!

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Donald Trump for president
I сrаск up every time

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My big toe has no problem finding a piece of furniture in a dark room.

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Just think, in a few million years Barney will be motor oil

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One time I f*cked a girl?after I told her that her рussy Is a beautiful secret garden. She said nah,it's
More like a used public park

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There are three ways a man wears his hair...
Parted, Un-parted, or Departed!

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As a poor kid, I really had to scrounge for food. When the local McDonald’s locked their dumpsters, I used to sneak into оrgiеs to eat the grapes.

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