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Women are like popcorn, once you've had one. You must have more

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Amazing how many people who post jokes here cannot tell the joke properly... or write it without spelling mistakes... or both.

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Is the "S" or the "C" silent in the word "scent"?

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How do you make a bandstand?
Pull their chairs away!

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Yesterday I had this man and woman knock on the door and asked me if I would like to donate to the community swimming pool they are gonna be building soon. I said, yes I would love to I didn't have any cash on me so I gave them a glass of water.

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Last week Walmart was asking $200 for the lamp I wanted, today they wanted $100.
I told them I'd wait until it was worth $200 again!

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I tried out for belly dancing today... they said I was overqualified.

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Want to hear a word I just made up?
Plagiarism.

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Q. How is a heart like a musician?
A. They both have a beat

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You know I got to thinking about it and I have gotten outta bed 365 days a year for 26 years…… that is 9,490 sit-ups and not ONE ab to show for it….

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My Uber driver almost crashed twice. 5 stars. Very exciting.

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What did the guy say when he walked into the bar?
Ouch.

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Does anyone else need to рее when Elsa sings "Let it Go"?

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If you think these jokes are hilarious, you should see my life choices.

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Customer: This loaf is lovely and warm!
Baker: So it should be ma’am. The cat’s been sitting on it all morning!

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I locked my keys in the car the other day...
But it was alright, I was still inside.

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I totally understand how batteries feel because I’m never included in things either

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Question
Where does Napoleon keep his armies?
Answer: Up his sleevies!

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All the tellers at my bank are female. That means I could probably rob the place with a spider.

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Ladies stop looking for a guy to sweep you off your feet. Sweeping is your job.

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