One-Liner Jokes

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Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?
Because the rest are weekdays.

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An exceptional pilot uses his exceptional knowledge to avoid needing his exceptional skill.

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Some girl caught me staring at her воовs so I gave her 2 thumbs up. She only deserved 1 but it's the holidays and shiт.

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Ten Reasons You Might Be A Redneck …
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1. You ever cut your grass and found a car. ….
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2. You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren’t. ….
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3. Your wife has ever said, “Come move this transmission so I can take a bath.” …
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4. You were shooting pool when one of your kids was born.
5. Your mother has “ammo” on her Christmas list.
6. Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.
7. There are more than five crumpled McDonald’s bags in your car.
8. There has ever been сriме-scene tape on your bathroom door.
9. The primary color of your car is Bondo.
10. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

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Kids Jokes Christmas Jokes One-Liner Jokes

There are 364 days until Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable...

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Christmas Jokes One-Liner Jokes

About all you can get with a nickel these days is heads or tails.

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Do you know how long Grandfather Clocks have been around?
Since the beginning of time...

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You know you are having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday.

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I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one.

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Cupid’s dart hurts more coming out than going in.

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“Does your teacher like you?”
“I think so. She keeps putting Kisses on my homework.”

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Glad I looked in the mirror, i've been looking for that hat for 2 hours!

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What kind of witch goes to the beach?
Sandwitch

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Why couldn’t the butterfly go to the dance?
Because it was a moth-ball.

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Did you know my wife went to a self-help group for compulsive talkers?
It’s called On and On Anon.

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Is the the sun in my eyes or did you just smile at me?

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Dean Martin never became an attorney because he couldn't pass the bar.

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Why did the man run around his bed?
To catch up on his sleep!

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Men jokes One-Liner Jokes

I have to find a new gym... the one I have now isn't working out!

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Office and Work Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Took me an hour to crawl out of bed. #sluglife

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One-Liner Jokes