One-Liner Jokes

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Everytime I do bench-press.
I press the bench

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Q:What Does A Cannibal Call A Phone Book?
A:A Menu For Delivery

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What are you giving up for lent?
Your virginity!!!

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Why do people walk backwards?
To reverse park.

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I would think you'd have to be open minded to be a brain surgeon...

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It can be fatal to live too long...

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Why do bicycles fall over?
Because they're two-tired!

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Donald Trump for president
I сrаск up every time

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My big toe has no problem finding a piece of furniture in a dark room.

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Just think, in a few million years Barney will be motor oil

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One time I f*cked a girl?after I told her that her рussy Is a beautiful secret garden. She said nah,it's
More like a used public park

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There are three ways a man wears his hair...
Parted, Un-parted, or Departed!

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As a poor kid, I really had to scrounge for food. When the local McDonald’s locked their dumpsters, I used to sneak into оrgiеs to eat the grapes.

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At my age, rolling out of bed in the morning is easy...
Getting up off the floor is another story.

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Question: What goes up and never comes down?
Answer: Up

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I fostered a black kid the other day; hit him with all four cans

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Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid.
Yes, sir. It’s the iceberg lettuce that does it.

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Never say, "Give me a break" to a Black Belt in Karate.

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What do hunting, fishing and dating all have in common?
You never know when you might get lucky!!!

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A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

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