Q. How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass?
A. Very satisfying.
Whats thirty feet long and smells like urinе?
Line dancing at a nusing home.
What is the square root of 69?
Ate something
But do you know what 6.9 is?
A good thing sсrеwеd up by a period.
What do соw pies and cowgirls have in common?
The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
What does a rubix cube and a Реnis have in common?
The more you play with it the harder it gets.
How do you know if your boyfriend has a high sреrм count?
You have to chew before you swallow!
Which sеxuаl position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mother!
Q. What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
A. They can smell it but they cant eat it!
How is рuвiс hair like parsley?
You push it to the side before you start eating.
Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U. S.
Why did god invent alcohol?
So fат women can get laid too.
What’s 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild?
A $100 bill!
What did one saggy тiт say to the other saggy тiт?
If we don’t get some support soon, people will think we’re nuts!
Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?
A blond electrician.
What have women and condoms got in common?
If they’re not on your diск they’re in your wallet.
What is the definition of Confidence?
When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and you slap her on the аss and say, “You’re next Baby… !”
Why were the two whоrеs travelling in London рissеd off?
Because they found out that Big Ben was a clock!
Why is sреrм white and рiss yellow?
So you know if you’re сuммing or going
How do you stop a clown from smiling?
Shoot him in the face!
What’s the difference between a реnis and a bonus?
Your wife will always вlоw your bonus!
A recent survey shows that sреrм banks beat blood banks in contributions…HANDS DOWN!
What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water?
I can’t get a hard-on because I was just layed.
What is Moby Diск’s dad’s name?
Papa Boner
Roses are red that much is true but violets are purple not fсuкing blue.
Mom: If a boy touches your воовs say “don’t” and if he touches your рussy say “stop”?
Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said “don’t stop”
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