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One-Liner Jokes

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If you take your laptop for a run, you jog your memory.

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"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder

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Brain cells come...
And brain cells go....
But oh how those fат cells remain forever...

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Did you hear about the nearsighted snake who fell in love with a piece of rope?

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How does an undertaker explain raising his burial charges?
Blames it on the cost of living.

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Kmart is closing 108 stores in 2017, putting 16 cashiers out of work.

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Playing a game of Paper, Scissors, Rock must have really suскеd back in caveman days.

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An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in...
A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

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I like the paper my final exam is on.
It fascinates me.
I can sit and stare at it for hours.

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When I had my surgery, the doctor gave me a local anesthetic. I could not afford the imported kind.

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Medical and Doctor Jokes One-Liner Jokes

How do women talk twice as fast as men? They have two sets of lips!

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The only time I had perfect attendance ... was when I was in jail.

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A guy that shaves his arms and legs probably shaves his vаginа too.

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No one knew she had a dental implant, until it came out in conversation.

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I love long walks on the beach with my girlfriend. Until my LSD kicks out and I realize I'm dragging a вlоw up doll in the burger king parking lot.

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That moment when you laugh so much about your friends joke you end up farting accidently.

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One-Liner Jokes Friendship Jokes

Men don’t get lost; they discover alternative destinations.

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I’ll never forget my granddad’s last words. “Are you holding that ladder properly?”

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Olympian at an interview: I'd like to thank my mother for providing my urinе sample.

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Confucius says...
"Man who stands in front of car gets tired, man who stands behind car gets exhausted."

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