Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

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You Can’t spell ADVERTISEMENTS without sемеn between the тiтs!

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes Boob Jokes

This morning I found a fly on my toilet seat. …
It was рissеd off.

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

I’m going to change my name to Sparta so when I get introduced to people they can say “This is Sparta.”

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

My wife found out I was cheating after she found the letters I was hiding….
She got mad and said she’s never playing Scrabble with me again.

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes Cheating Jokes

My wives going to a fancy dress party tonight dressed as a Rastafarian.
She wants me to do her hair.
I’m dreading it!

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

My Calculator is missing the minus button.
But on the plus side…..it still works

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes Office and Work Jokes

Last night I was at a pub when suddenly a fight broke out. This one guy picked up a chair and tried to hit the other guy with it when suddenly the second guy ducked and to my amazement, picked up the whole bar and hit the first guy with it.
I thought to myself, ‘Wow, what a counter attack.’

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

Q: What has more lives than a cat?
A: A frog - it croaks every night.

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If you were 8 years old when “red, red wine” was released UB40 now.

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes Wine jokes

A German got pulled over by the police in France.
Police officer:
“Name?”
German:
“Heinrich Klimt”
Police officer:
“Age?”
German:
“31”
Police officer:
“occupation?”
German:
“No, no. Just visiting”

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Office and Work Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes Police Officer Jokes

Genie: Whats your first wish?
Dave: I wish I was rich.
Genie: Granted, what’s your second wish?
Rich: I want lots of money.

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Money jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Воовs!"

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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go Beep Beep!

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Car and driving jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes Knock-knock jokes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame foot is caught in the door!

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes Knock-knock jokes

Wanna hear a joke about construction?
Never mind, I'm still working on it.

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Office and Work Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

What do you give a deaf fisherman? A herring aid.

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

Q: Why is six afraid of seven?
A: Because seven ate nine.

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Kids Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes Math Jokes

Why is the North Korean dictator so evil?
Because he has no Seoul.

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

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Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
A: Because he was always spotted.

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