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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!

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Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.

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A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the вrеаsтs of a eighteen year old."
"Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old аss?" She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation."

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Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.

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Mr whippy was found dead today with a flake up his аss, chocolate sprinkles on his реnis and strawberry sauce on his воllоскs.
Police think he topped himself.

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How do you milk sheep? …. ….
….
With iPhone accessories.

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My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his аss.

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What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
Carlos.

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Instead of "the John," I call my toilet "the Jim." That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning.

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Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
A: It's okay. He woke up.

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"Ваве is it in?"
"Yea."
"Does it hurt?"
"Uh huh."
"Let me put it in slowly."
"It still hurts."
"Okay, let's try another shoe size."

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My girlfriend is turning 32 soon…
….
I’ve told her not to get her hopes up.
“After all,” I say, “we’re only going to be celebrating it for half a minute.”
When she asked what in the world I was talking about, I pointed out, “This is your thirty-second birthday.”

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My favourite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.

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What do you call an American Bee?
A USB.

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The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes.
So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door."
So they do this, and begin painting their room.
Soon they hear a knock at the door.
They ask, "Who is it?"
"Blind man!"
The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, "He's blind, he can't see. What could it hurt."
They let him in.
The blind man walks in and says, "Hey, nice t*ts. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"

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Don't trust atoms. They make up everything.

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Q: How do astronomers organize a party?
A: They planet.

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Q: How do you count cows?
A: With a cowculator.

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