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Relationship Jokes

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People get fired for robots. I hope that doesn't happen with comedy. You'll come to a comedy show, there'll be a robot on stage. 'For family jokes, press one. Relationship jokes, press two. For реnis jokes, press deez nuts.'

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The end of a relationship isn't the worst thing. It's worse when it doesn't end after the end.

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I'm happy with my relationship status: I'm about to get married. I just don't know to who yet.

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The following conversation took place at a church wedding:
Priest: Repeat after me.
Groom: After me!!
Priest: Is this guy serious??
Bride: No his name is Bruce.

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Had a talk with my son earlier today about маsтеrватiоn and how it’s totally natural. I also told him to make sure that in future he knocks on my door before he goes into my room.

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Q. What do you do if your wife comes crawling back?
A. Drag her back into the garden and make sure you dig the hole deeper.

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If you're in a long term relationship, there's nothing better for you as a couple than to be out of shape because, eventually, you just get to the point where it's like, 'Well, honey, looks like we've eaten ourselves into a monogamous relationship.' Nothing says I love you like, 'Pass the gravy.'

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Did you hear about that new device that can make your car 95% quieter? It fits straight over your wife’s mouth.

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Three reasons why my wife is like a computer.
1. She’s good at remembering credit card details.
2. She knows everything about every subject.
3. She always complains about having a virus whenever you try and do anything dirтy with her.

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The following conversation took place at a flower shop.
Customer: Hi I’m looking for some flowers for my girlfriend.
Shop owner: What do you want?
Customer: Some sеx…

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The following conversation took place between a wife and husband on a Saturday night.
Husband:
“Get your coat I’m going down the pub.”
Wife:
“It’s about time you took me out for a drink somewhere.”
Husband:
“fuск off, you’re staying here. I was just gonna turn off the central heating to save money.”

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Never, NEVER, NEVER make your girlfriend mad...
They can remember stuff that that hasn't even happened yet!

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I tried to drown my troubles the other night but the wife doesn’t like swimming.

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Sam and Abe, now in their late seventies, first met in the second grade in a school on the lower East Side of New York. Their relationship now is one of playing pinochle, playing jokes and making bets.
Sam calls Abe and says, “I got a bet for you: I bet you that mine is longer soft than yours is hard. A thousand dollars!” Abe says, “How can that be? If you knew anything about biology, you …”
Sam interrupts, “I called for a bet, not a lecture. Mine is longer soft than yours is hard, …one thousand dollars, …yes or no!!”
Abe says, “Okay, okay, I’ll take your bet! How long is yours soft?”
Sam says, “Eleven years!”

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Husband: Ваве, after work I had an accident. Sabrina took me to the hospital. After various tests, they said I was in a bad state with cervical dislocation, multiple fасiаl injuries. Also, they will have to amputate my right leg.
Wife: Who is Sabrina?

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Office and Work Jokes Relationship Jokes

The police came over to my house last night after me and my wife had an argument. I said “Officer there’s no reason for you to be here tonight, I’ve already tasered her.”

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When I said I like it rough I was talking about the sеx, not the whole entire relationship…

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The following conversation took place between a mother and daughter.
Daughter:
“Mum, am I ugly?”
Mum:
“I told you not to call me mum in public.”

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Wife comes downstairs and asks her husband, who is lying on a sofa, "What have you been doing?"
He replies,
"Killing Flies."
"How many you have killed so far?"
"Five, three males and two females."
"How did you figure that out?"
"Well, three were sitting on the remote and two were sitting on the phone."

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I told my wife I wished she’d come with directions. She said this is a first, as I’ve never heard you ask for directions before.
She also said not to worry that she "did" come with directions and has been giving them to me since the day we met.

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