School Jokes

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What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?
Past tense.

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School Jokes What do you call jokes

My Indian engineering teacher told us this today
Growing up in America, you've probably heard your parents say, "Eat your food, there are starving children in India." But I tell my children, "Do your math homework or an Indian child will eat your food."

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My music teacher told me to stay on key
I said "pitch please"

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School Jokes Music and Musician Jokes

What did the music teacher say to the student with social problems?
Just B♮.

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School Jokes Music and Musician Jokes

After My Music Lesson, My Teacher Said I Should Be Tenor
Tenor twelve feet away from her.

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School Jokes Music and Musician Jokes

A teacher asked me why my daughter's name was so weird...
She asked why I had spelled it like E. M. M. A instead of just Emma, and I said that it describes the phrase that I told people when I let them know my SO was pregnant,
"Everyone. Makes. Mistakes. Alright?"

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An English class is writing an essay
One of the students asks how long the essay should be.
The teacher responds, "Like a skirt. Long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to keep me interested".

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My teacher said I'd never be any good at poetry because of my dyslexia
But so far I've made a vase and two jugs

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A computer science major goes to his English professor and says "I've found a fault in the English language and I need an entomologist."
"Don't you mean an etymologist?" the teacher asks.
"No," the student replies. "It's a bug, not a feature."

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School Jokes Science jokes

Teacher: Use dandelion in the sentence
Kid *Jamaican accent*: The cheetah is faster dandelion

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The teacher tells the class:
'Whoever gets the next question right, can go home early.'
Benjamin throws his pencil to the front of the class. Teacher picks it up and asks:
'Who was that?'
Benjamin:
'Me, good day.'

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So my guitar teacher got arrested.
He got arrested for fingеring A minor.
After he plucked her G string...

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When I was in kindergarten, I liked the shape of the seventh letter of the alphabet so much, I would just stare at the one on the class poster and poke at it.
My teacher would whisper *"Prodigy..."*

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My teacher took my phone after he caught me and said I could reclaim it next class
It was a long summer vacation

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The year 2120 in a classroom.
Teacher:
"That anti-vaccination movement eventually died out in the beginning of the 21st century."
Student:
"I'm glad they finally came to their senses."
Teacher:
"No. It was Роliо."

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Bin Laden's kid comes sad from school
"Dad i got an F in Geography class"
"Why is that?"
"The teacher asked me what's the tallest building in New York and i said Empire State Building"
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies
"Let dad handle this one."

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School Jokes Dad Jokes

There was a kidnapping in the local high school.
Luckily a teacher woke him up.

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Joke from my science teacher years ago...
Why should you never wear Russian nuclear underwear?
Because Chernob'll Fallout.

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School Jokes Science jokes

What do you call a teacher that doesn't like kids coloring outside of the lines?
Border Patrol

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Today, my teacher asked me to summerize my work...
So, I took out all the parts about polar bears and eskimos.

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School Jokes