School Jokes

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Why did the teacher have to visit the eye specialist?
She just couldn't control her pupils!

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Kids Jokes School Jokes

What is the single most popular subject at a snake school? Hisssstory.

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Kids Jokes School Jokes

Teacher cracks down on Little Johnny:
“Come now, Johnny! Admit it. You had your parents help you with the homework, didn’t you?”
Little Johnny replies:
“Absolutely not. They did it all by themselves!“

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Kids Jokes School Jokes

How does a school differ from an insane asylum?
Different phone numbers.

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Kids Jokes School Jokes

Teacher: Marvin, please go outside the door and stay there.
Marvin: Why?
Teacher: Because your jabbering is very disruptive and nobody wants to listen to it.
Marvin: Then perhaps you should come along with me.

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Kids Jokes School Jokes

Teacher:
"Patrick, you are an hour and a half late for school. What in the world?!"
Student:
"Sorry sir, I had to say bye to all my pets."
Teacher:
"An hour and a half?!"
Student:
"Well it is quite a big ant farm…"

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Kids Jokes School Jokes

A teacher shows Little Johnny a butterfly and asks, “Well, Johnny, what do we call this butterfly?”
Little Johnny says, “That’s a peacock butterfly.”
“Come on, Johnny, peacock butterflies aren’t green!”
“Well maybe this one isn’t ripe yet?”

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Kids Jokes School Jokes

Fiona asks her daddy, “Dad, can you write with your eyes closed?”
“I believe I could, child, if I tried.”
“Excellent, do you think you would like to try it on my school report?”

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Kids Jokes School Jokes

Why are there so few schools in the jungles of eastern Africa?
Because there are too many cheetahs.

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Good jokes School Jokes

At school:
Johnny, where’s your homework?
Johnny: I’m very sorry, I don’t have it here.
Teacher: How come?
Johnny: I ate my exercise books.
Teacher: What?! Why would you do such a thing?!
Johnny: The dog refused to.

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Little Johnny Jokes School Jokes Dog jokes

My teacher said I should walk a mile in his shoes so
I’d know how hard it is to be a teacher. Now I‘m a mile away and I still
Don’t have any idea what he’s talking about.

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Bad Jokes School Jokes

What do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file

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Computer Jokes School Jokes

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
One says,
"Spit out your gum," and the other says,
"Choo choo choo!"

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School Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

The teacher asked,"why are you in school on a saturday?"
I told her my mum told me to go to hеll.

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Heaven And Hell Jokes School Jokes

A 28-year old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online. For $300K, you can have the worst sеx of your life.

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Virgin Jokes School Jokes

Teacher: If there are seven flies and I hit one with a ruler, how many are left?
Little Johnny: Just the squashed one.

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Little Johnny Jokes School Jokes

If you dad walks you to school because you're both in the same class. You might be a redneck

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School Jokes Redneck jokes Dad Jokes

One day the school principal was talking to Little Johnny's teacher about his behavior, when all of a sudden Johnny comes running down the hallway. The principal stops Johnny and asks him, why are you running? Little Johnny says; I’m keeping two kids from fighting, sir. Who? ask the principal. Me and the kid chasing me; and off he went.

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School Jokes Little Johnny Jokes Kids Jokes

Son:
“I got expelled.” …..
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Dad:
“How?” …..
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Son:
“I wrote 2 + 2 = 41 on the whiteboard.” …..
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Dad:
“That’s pretty dumb but-” …
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Son:
“Then my teacher told me to go back up to the board…”
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Dad:
“Ok?”
Son:
“And rub 1 out.”

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Masturbation jokes Dad Jokes School Jokes

Teacher: Why are there rings on Saturn?
Kid: Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Teacher: Saturn was not a single lady.

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