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I drank so much I'm donating my liver to science fiction.

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- No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight.
- If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate in the terminal.
- If you arrive very early for a flight, it inevitably will be delayed.
- Flights never leave from Gate #1 at any terminal in the world.
- If you must work on your flight, you will experience turbulence just as soon as you touch pen to paper.
- Only passengers seated in window seats ever have to get up to go to the washroom.
- The crying baby on board your flight is always seated next to you.
- The best looking woman on your flight is never seated next to you.
- The less carry-on luggage space available on an aircraft, the more carry-on luggage passengers will bring aboard

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There were three astronauts, a Russian, an American, and a Not-So-Bright American.
The Russian says we were the first in space. The American says we were the first on the Moon. The Not-So-Bright American says I will be the first to land on the sun.
The other two look at her and say, "The sun! Wont you burn up?"
She says,
"Well duh! We are going to land on it at night."

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A computer science major goes to his English professor and says "I've found a fault in the English language and I need an entomologist."
"Don't you mean an etymologist?" the teacher asks.
"No," the student replies. "It's a bug, not a feature."

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Joke from my science teacher years ago...
Why should you never wear Russian nuclear underwear?
Because Chernob'll Fallout.

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My science teacher asked me if I liked sodium
I said “Na.”

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So my science teacher began her astronomy unit with star formation
She gave a stellar explanation.

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Mugger: Give me all your stuff or you're science!
Me: Don't you mean history?
Mugger: Don't try to change the subject!

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The first day of school I signed up for English, Math, Science and Language.
The rest, as they say, was History.

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I don't care for computer science.
Not one bit.

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What do you call a nap in computer science class?
A CS-ta

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Why did the computer science student drop out?
He just couldn't hack it.

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Where can you find the best view of scenery
In space. It will leave you breathless and speechless
Hope this one hits science geeks hard

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The Higgs Воsом Particle (xpost from /r/science)
The Higgs boson walks into a Catholic church, and the priest says to him, "sorry, we don't allow Higgs bosons here." The Higgs boson replies,
"But without me, you can't have mass!"

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My health science teacher told me to write a 1,000 word essay on drugs
The paper became a taco and the floor was melting.

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There are 2 truly difficult problems in Computer Science
0: Naming things
1: Cache invalidation
2: Off by one errors

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What do you call it when computer science majors make fun of each other?
Cyber boolean

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I majored in Politics, Computer Science, and Dance.
Now I'm stuck writing Al Gore Rhythms.

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A mountain was next to another mountain..
An earthquake happens and one of the mountains say..
"It wasn't my fault!"
Credit to my awesome science teacher

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When it comes to math and science, it’s a stereotype to assume that Asians are always right
They could be Wong too

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