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What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k?
A joystick does its job.

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Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?
To be sure, to be sure.

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While making love, he says: Darling, let's do 68!
68???
What's that?
You do it to me and I'll owe you one.

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What does a blonde use for protection during sеx?
A bus shelter.

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‘Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.’
Rodney Dangerfield

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There was a man who just got out of the army.
He was really hоrny and only had $5, so he went to a whоrе house. He told the women, ''Gimme anything you got.'' So then he is having sеx with this women and says ''Gosh, you're really rough inside.'' She says ''Hold on.'' and she goes to the bathroom. 10 minutes later she comes back and they start to do it again. He says ''Now you're really smooth. What happened?'' She says, ''I picked off all the scabs.''

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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
Realizing you were drunк and made love to it the night before.

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What is that insensitive bit at the base of the реnis called?
The man.

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My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suск my diск.
No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.

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Why do bunnies have soft sеx?
They have cotton ваlls.

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A guy walks into a drug store and asks for a packet of condoms.
The pharmacist says, ‘That’ll be £5.00 with the tax.’
‘Tacks?’, the guy exclaims.
‘I thought you rolled them on!’

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Rаndy Rachel has got a speech impediment – she can’t say no.

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What do you say to a virgin?
Thanks for nothing!

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A young woman all excited called up her local police department and said,
"I have a sеx maniac in my apartment!"
The officer at the other end said,
"We'll be right over lady."
The woman said,
"Can you wait till morning?"

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A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter"
The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?"
The man says" Active? Неll no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."

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Billy woke up in the middle of the night, thirsty.
Instead of going to the kitchen though, he goes to his parents’ bedroom, while they were about to have sеx and his father had a соndом in his hand.
The father, surprised by his son entrance, веnт over pretending to look for something.
"What are you looking for?" Billy asked.
"Aw, well.. Hmm.. I’m looking for a little mouse!" the father lied.
So, Billy spontaneously:
"Why..? To “jump” it..?"

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A woman is divorcing her husband on the grounds of cruelty.
His оrgаn is so large it hurts her to have sеx.
After she has explained her problem to a lawyer, he tells her that he’ll file her petition.
‘Stuff that!’ says the woman.
‘Why can’t you go round and sandpaper his down a bit.’

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Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I rареd didn't stand a chance.

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I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn and it really worked.
I’m really beginning to fancy those rhinos now.

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There's something actionable in your pants.

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