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I sat there with a smile on my face as my girlfriend wrapped her hand around it and started to tug at it. An even вiggеr smile when she gave it a little wiggle and started moving it around. I couldn’t contain myself when she started using two hands, so I eventually laughed out:
“Here love, I’ll change gear for you”.

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I don’t understand why women want to be equal when they could be better.
That shows a lack of ambition to me.
Which is why men are better.

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I can’t stand the double standards regarding gender.
If a woman says she’s slept with a hundred men, people say she’s a slаg.
If I say I’ve slept with a hundred women, they say, “Fuск off, you lying ваsтаrd!”

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I can cook, clean, do my own laundry and grogery shop. I think I only need a woman for one thing, to let me know when I am wrong.

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For those of you who don’t know how to satisfy a woman.
The G spot is located at the end of the word Shopping.

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When women say “It’s not what’s on the outside, it’s what’s on the inside that counts”, I think we all know what they are talking about.
Men’s wallets.

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O ne day Tim decides to visit his old friend Joe who has been married to this really hot and beautiful model now for a couple of years. When he gets there he realizes that there is a long line of men standing outside Joe’s door.
After a few inquires he learns that Joe’s wife is having sеx with these men. Confused, Tim goes in to talk to his friend Joe. He asks Joe,”Man, why don’t you just divorce this unfaithful wife of yours?”.
Joe says , “Are you out of your mind! You want me to divorce her and go stand at the end of the line?”

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Two feminists walk into a sеxy underwear shop and the assistant says, “OK boys, looking for something special for your girlfriends?”

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My wife said that we would be leaving for dinner really soon and that she`ll be dressed in 10 minutes.
Perfect I thought, just enough time for me to watch the full game of thrones box set.

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That woman who overtook me at eighty miles an hour this morning was either doing the biggest yawn ever, or her accelerator had jammed

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News: A schoolgirl who jumped out of a car just before it rolled off a cliff said she is “so lucky” to be alive.
So that’s the best women can do, getting out of the slowly moving car before it’s destroyed by a 250m fall…
Turn the steering wheel love.

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I got hit by a car three times this morning.
That’s the last time I get out and try and direct my wife off the driveway.

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Feminists.
Because every вiтсh with dad issues isn’t hot enough to be a stripper.

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I was trying to find a way to кill my wife without raising suspicion.
So I bought her a car.

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Send a man to the store to get 5 items, he will come home with 4. Send a woman to the store to get 5 items she will come home with 54. Its science.

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Why do men become more intellectual during sеx?
Because they’re plugged into a fuскing know-it-all.

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When the toilet seat is up, a man can рiss with deadly accuracy.
When someone leaves the seat down, a man рissеs like an epileptic at a disco.

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Just remember, behind every angry woman there is a man with absolutely no fuскing clue about what the hеll he’s done wrong.

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Speeding along at 60mph, there was a buzz from my mobile on the dashboard.
“Your phone just went,” said my wife.
“It’s only a text,” I replied. “I’ll check it when we get there.”
She picked up the phone, and looked at it suspiciously. Then she tapped the screen, scrolled down and started reading. “I thought so,” she sneered. “It’s yet another сrар joke from Dave about women being bad drivers.”
“Watch the f**king road,” I snapped. “You just went straight through a red light.”

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I saw a bloke wearing a T-shirt that said, “This is what a feminist looks like”.
Right enough, he had no тiтs and a bit of a moustache.

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