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Learner drivers need to put up a ‘L’ sign.
So why don’t women put a ‘W’ sign up to warn us?

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I got pulled over by a female cop…
When I rolled down my window to ask what was wrong, she said “NOTHING”
“Am I free to go?”
“Sure, you can if you want to…”
I Started to Leave
“I just think it’s funny how…”
“I mean, do you want me to stay… Is there something we need to talk about?”
“…no, everything’s fine. You can go.”

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I only have one word for women who look at me like I’m some kind of sеx object…
Hi.

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Feminists are funny until they start voicing their opinions.
Then they’re hilarious.

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I went to see a therapist.
I said, “I’m not sure if I’m a man or a woman.”
He said, “Right. Just pull your pants down for me.”
I said, “No.”
He said, “You’re a woman.”

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Its two in the morning and the phone rings. The husband rolls over in his bed toward the phone and picks it up.
“hello---How would I know, Im not the weather man.” He hangs up.
His wife rolls over and asks him who it was.
“Just some guy asking if the coast is clear.”

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I write my mistresses’ phone numbers on the rear view mirror.
I know my wife would never think to look there.

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Have you ever noticed that a girl’s grades correspond directly to her вrа size?

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I’m going to view a new house today with period features.
She hates it when I call her that!!

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A study shows women are more interested in how a реnis looks than in how big it is …
As long as it looks big.

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A man and a woman are in a lamaze class, and the woman is 7 months pregnant. In this class, the lamaze instructor is trying to get the husbands to understand what their wives are going through.
All the men put on fake bellies, and the lamaze instructor walks up to the first man and drops a pencil in front of him.
“Okay, now pick up that pencil exactly as your wife would,” says the lamaze instructor.
The husband smiles slyly. “You want me to pick it up ‘exactly’ how my wife would? He asks.
“Yes, exactly how your wife would,” the lamaze instructor repeats, impatiently.
The man looks at his wife, and says, “Honey, pick up that pencil.

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My wife said, “How come you never take me to the theatre? You know I love the theatre.”
I said, “How come you never take me to the sтriр club?”

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It’s fuскing impossible to please women…….
…….. even at your wedding, you are not the best man

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Woman driving on highway for d 1st time
Hubby calls up 2 says: Be careful love, it’s just been announced on the radio that some one is driving the wrong way on the highway”
“Someone?”
She replies, “these ваsтаrds r in hundreds!!”

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If you’re on motorway and the women driving a car in front of you turns on the wipers when it’s not raining it can only mean one thing… she will be changing lanes.

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I’m going to start telling women that I’m available for a limited time only in hopes that their shopping instinct kicks in.

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I was unable to satisfy the girlfriend in bed last night, so after a big fall-out, she ended up in the spare room, finishing herself off with a viвrатоr.
I hate having to go out to work after we have a night like that.
It takes me twenty minutes to get the battery back in the car.

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One of those Securicor vans was held up
In my town this morning…
The car in front of it was being driven by a woman.

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I got chatting to this hot girl last night.
‘You must have some points on your license,’ I said.
‘Aww because I’ve got ‘fine’ written all over me?’ she winked.
‘Well no … because you’re a woman.’

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“I spent our entire relationship trying to change the man he was all the way until I broke up with him for not being the same man I met and fell in love with” ~ Women

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