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Farmer Brown is ploughing his field when his plough breaks, so he thinks for a bit and decides to ask his neighbour, Farmer Jones, if he could lend him his plough so that he could get the job finished.
As he’s walking over the field towards Farmer Jones’s, Farmer Brown is thinking about how he’ll ask to borrow Farmer Jones’s plough and how the conversation will go….
So I’ll say, “Hello Farmer Jones, could I borrow your plough please?”
And he’ll ask, “Why do you want to borrow my plough?”
I’ll answer, “Because mine’s broken.”
And he’ll ask, “What if you break mine?”
I’ll say, “Well I’d buy you a new one.”
He’ll say, “If you could afford to buy me a new one, why don’t you just buy yourself a new one in the first place?”
By this time, Brown was at Farmer Jones’s farmhouse so he knocked on the front door and waited for Farmer Jones to answer. After a few moments Farmer Jones opens the door and says, “Good morning Farmer Brown, what can I do for you today?”
Farmer Brown snaps “Stick your plough up your аrsе!”
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