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Thanksgiving Jokes

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A Chinese family's dog ran away one night
... Thanksgiving was ruined.

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I've decided to avoid Turkey this Thanksgiving...
Way too close to Syria.

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

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One my 5 yr old told me: why didn’t my teddy bear get invited to thanksgiving?
He ‘s already stuffed!

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Two men from Texas are having a conversation...
The first man asks the second man "Imagine being in the same room with all of the people you've slept with." The second man responds with "I don't have to imagine, I do that every thanksgiving."

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The cowboys play the redskins this year in thanksgiving day.
Just like the first thanksgiving.

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What ethnic group do cannibals eat on thanksgiving?
Turkish

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On Thanksgiving, in Soviet Russia...
Turkey shoot you!

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Why does Trump have the most expensive Thanksgiving day?
Because he’ll impose tariff on Turkey

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What do people black people eat on Black Friday?
Whatever they couldn't finish on Thanksgiving Thursday you racist

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"Who is that?" Asked my old fashioned,slightly deaf,southern raised grandfather looking at my black girlfriend at the Thanksgiving gettogether.
"She is Annika" I replied
"I can see that" he barked "My eyesight is still fine".

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Y'all have heard of Joe's Pizzaria and Abortion Clinic where yesterday's loss is today's sauce
Now get ready for Joe's Thanksgiving And Abortion Store
Where yesterday's baby is today's gravy

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What do you call the separate table at Thanksgiving covered with pies, cakes, and cookies?
Desserted Island

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My father has a serious problem with Thanksgiving leftovers, he won't stop till they're gone
So he quit cold turkey

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What did the old war veteran say at Thanksgiving dinner?
"'Nam 'nam 'nam 'nam."

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After Thanksgiving dinner, I told my wife she should be on a cooking show. Now I'm sleeping on the couch.
Worst Cooks in America has decent ratings. Why is she complaining?

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What did the turkey say on Thanksgiving?
Don't "gobble" me up!

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What does a turkey say the day before Thanksgiving?
Anything but gobble, gobble, gobble!

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So every morning a husband would wake up in the morning and pass gas really loud. The wife told him one day if you keep that up you are going fаrт out your guts.
The husband said no way it is impossible. Well this went on for along time.
Finally the wife was cooking Thanksgiving dinner and while she was taking all the guts out of the bird she had an Idea. She sneaked in there bedroom and stuffed all the turkey guts in his underwear.
The next morning she heard him wake up and fаrт really loud. After that it was quiet for some time.
Then her hubby came down and said,
"You where right I did fаrт out my guts. But thank goodness I was able stuff them all back in!"

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On social media I posted, “If anyone mentions Christmas before Thanksgiving, I'm going to delete them!”
The next day, I didn’t have any friends.

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