Turkey Jokes

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When Christmas was coming up, my kids asked for a puppy. When I got them one, they cried for days...
I'll just get a turkey next year like normal.

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Ataturk died 79 years ago, but Turkey buried him today

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On Thanksgiving, in Soviet Russia...
Turkey shoot you!

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Turkey Jokes Thanksgiving Jokes

Why does Trump have the most expensive Thanksgiving day?
Because he’ll impose tariff on Turkey

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My father has a serious problem with Thanksgiving leftovers, he won't stop till they're gone
So he quit cold turkey

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Turkey Jokes Thanksgiving Jokes

How do they call dog cakes in Turkey?
Barklava.

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My kid is a Geography nerd, he's 3....
He says,
"When I'm Hungary, I eat Turkey!" I can never out dad-joke this fella.

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What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?
Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

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The doctor said I should stop eating meat immediately for health reasons...
I asked if I had to quit cold turkey.

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I finally got a microwave to heat up my leftovers
So I was able to quit cold turkey

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My daughter told me she wanted a puppy for Christmas...
I told her "you're eating turkey like everyone else".

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What's the best way to serve Turkey?
Join the Turkish Army.

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1915-17 may have been the worst years in human history for food poisoning.
1.5 million Armenians died from bad turkey.

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My family is getting worried about my consumption of deli meats, and I'm not sure what to do...
They're trying to pressure me into quitting cold turkey!

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What’s the hardest food to stop eating?
Cold turkey

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I no longer eat club sandwiches
I quit cold turkey.

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I regret joining a band with a turkey on drums.
He usually forgets his drumsticks so he has to wing it.

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My five-year-old said he wanted a kitten for Christmas.
Usually we have turkey, but why not?

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I was Hungary...
So Iran to Turkey

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If Russia were to invade Turkey from behind...
Do you think Greece would help?

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