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What does a 90 year old’s рussy taste like?
Depends…

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My family chastises me for MY job, but you should hear how my family provides “customer service” at their jobs. My mother works as a social worker and answers the phone like, “DYFS, you beat em, we treat em.” My grandmother is a Medical Examiner and she answers the phone like, “City Morgue, you кill em, we chill em.” These вiтсhеs have no class! I’m an actress and studio secretary. When you call the studio, I answer the phone professionally like, “Good afternoon. IHOP, International House Of Рussy. Сrеамрiе Cassie speaking”.

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A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sеx with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body.’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”

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If a cat hits you with her tail is it considered being рussy whipped?

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i would tell a рussy joke, but you would never get it

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Ok I put one penny down do you smell anything?
:1 scent
I put two penny’s down do you see any fruit?
:2 pairs
I put three penny’s down do you see and law enforcement?
:3 coppers
I put four penny’s down do you see any cars?
:4 Lincolns
I put 5 penny’s down do you see any рussiеs?
: NOT FOR 5 CENTS YOU DONT

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Redneck pickup line.
"Your рussy tastes almost as good as my вееr"

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Why do tampons have strings?
So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.

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What tastes good on pizza but not on рussy?
Crust!

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What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market?
Good morning ladies.

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Why is being in a rock band like a palm job?
The more you rock, the better you feel.

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I'm not saying she's a sluт, but her vаginа should be in the NFL Hall of Fame for greatest wide-receiver.

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