Yo Momma Jokes

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Yo momma's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Мisт" in her shower.

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Yo momma's so fат, when she jumped for joy she got stuck!

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Yo momma's so cross-eyed, she went to a movie and thought it was a double feature.

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Yo momma's so fат, she has her own zip code 900daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she gotta be yo momma.

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Yo momma's so fат, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck!

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Yo momma's so fат she passed the window and we lost light for 4 days.

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Yo momma's so old, she was told to act her own age, and she died.

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Yo momma's so fат, she wears a watch on each arm. One for each time zone.

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Yo momma's so dumb, the psychic hotline only charges her half price to read her mind!

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Yo momma's so fат, when I said I wanted "pigs in a blanket," she got back in bed.

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Yo momma's so old, they had to take her тамроn to the natural history museum to find out what period it came from.

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Yo momma's so dumb she doesn't know which date 9/11 is on.

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Yo momma's so old, her first car was a Model T-Rex.

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Yo momma's so fат, when she died in Call of Duty, the other player got a 10 кill streak!

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Yo momma's so fат, when she walks backwards you hear, "Beep! Beep! Beep!"

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Yo momma's so fат, when she runs, she makes the CD player skip at the radio station.

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Yo momma's so dirтy, even roaches won't live with her.

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Yo momma's so old, when she was young, rainbows were black and white.

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Yo momma's so fат, that when she goes out to a restaurant, she looks at the menu and says, "sounds good. "

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