Yo Momma Jokes

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Yo momma's so fат, when we played hide and seek, I spotted her behind the Himalayas.

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Yo momma's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

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Yo momma's so fат, the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.

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Yo momma's so fат, when I got on top of her, my ears popped.

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Yo momma's so fат, I tried to walk around her and got lost.

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Yo momma's so fат, her stomach got a cell phone to call her mouth when it's time to eat.

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Yo momma's so smelly, an old blind geezer walking by asked her, "Yo, how much for the shrimp platter? "

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Yo momma's so old, when I asked for her ID, she handed me a rock

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Yo momma's so old, the fire department is on standby when you light her birthday cake.

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Yo momma's so bucked toothed, when she bowed her head to pray, she bit a hole in her chest.

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Yo momma's so dumb, it takes her an hour and a half to make minute rice.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

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Yo momma's so sтuрid, she ordered a cheeseburger from McDonald's and said, "Hold the cheese. "

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Yo momma's so ugly, George Lucas cast her in Star Wars 3 as Jabba's wife, without the need for a costume.

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Yo momma's so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding-dоng. "

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Yo momma's so sтuрid, that when I saw her shouting in my mailbox, she said she leaving me a voicemail.

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Yo momma's so black, it looks like she's been swimming in soy sauce!

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Yo momma's so big, that when she stops walking, she has to put her hazard lights on.

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Yo momma's so fат, when she tripped in Ohio, Tokyo had an aftershock.

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Yo momma's so poor, when I told her about the Last Supper, she thought the food stamps had run out.

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