Yo Momma Jokes

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Yo momma's so poor, she hangs the toilet paper out to dry.

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Yo momma's so sтuрid, she makes Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner.

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Yo momma's so fат that her Patronus is a cake.

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Yo momma's so poor, I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and out she popped saying, "Who knocked? "

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Yo momma's so poor, when she asked me over to dinner, I took a paper plate from the kitchen and she screamed, "Don't use the good china! "

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Yo momma's so poor, I visited her house, tore down the cob webs, and she screamed, "Who's tearing down the drapes! "

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Yo momma's so poor, I asked her where the facilities were and she replied, "Pick a corner, any corner. "

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Yo mamma is so fат, her diet pills say M & M.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she got stabbed in a drive-by.

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Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!

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Yo' mama so fат, she has a real horse on her polo shirt.

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Yo' mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her тiтs fell off!

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Yo mama's like a door handle, everyone gets a turn!

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Yo' mama so old, I had to poke around for an hour to find the right wrinkle.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she has to lather up with a Tickle Me Elmo.

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Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a hое down and dropped to the floor.

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Yo' Mama is so skanky, if you put your ear to her вuтт, you can hear the ocean.

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Yo' Mama is like a gas station: pump and pay.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out a basement window.

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Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a вrеаsт was in a KFC bucket.

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