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Yo' mama so fат, that when she wears a yellow rain jacket, people think she's a taxi cab.

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Yo' mama so sтuрid, she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death!

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."

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Yo' mama so fат, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, when she heard that Christmas was around the corner, she went looking for it.

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Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her вuтт and said, "I got energy!"

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Yo mama's so fат she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she shaves with a lawnmower.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, when I put out my cigarette in her kitchen, she yelled, "Who turned off the heat?"

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Yo' Mama is so dirтy, she uses bleach in her baths.

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Yo' Mama is so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

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Yo' mama so old, her social security number is two!

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she studied for her blood test.

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Your mama's so sтuрid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she dumpster dives for your birthday presents.

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How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?
Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too. Let me smell that shirt - don't worry, it's good for another week. Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day. That outfit isn't sеxy enough, here, unbutton your blouse. Why don't you hitchhike? It would totally be cheaper. The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here. Don't clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look bad. Can I borrow your new speed metal CDs? Naw, you don't have to call me, I'll eventually figure it out if you're in trouble.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she wears a watch on each arm - one for each time zone she's in.

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Yo mama so dumb, she thought seaweed was something that fish smoked.

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yo mama so sтuрid she put her head in a mailbox and talked we asked her whats she was doing she said shes sending a voicemail

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