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This is the first year I'm not going to Fiji because of COVID-19. Normally, I do not go because I am poor

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Come to the dark side, we have masks and respirators

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During self isolation..
Dogs: "Oh My god, you're here all day and this is the best as I can love you, see you, be with you and follow you! I am so excited because you are the greatest and I love you being here so much!

Cats: "What the hеll are you still doing here?"

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Mexico is asking Trump to hurry up and build the wall NOW!

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My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately, now when I рее I clean the toilet.

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They said that a mask and gloves were enough to go to the supermarket. They lied, everyone else has clothes on.

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Since everybody has now started washing their hands, the peanuts at the bar have lost their taste.

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Be like Darth Vader: - Wears mask - Doesn't visit his son and daughter - Socially and emotionally distant - Follow orders

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Can we uninstall 2020 and reinstall other version? I believe this has a virus...

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I know the shit is serious when the immortals start wearing a face masks

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Saying that wearing а mask during а pandemic is ”living in fear” is like saying that using oven mitts means you're ”afraid” of the oven

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My conspiracy theory is that time travel IS real & someone keeps trying to fix 2020 by changing something but every time they do, they unwittingly make it worse.

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I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant. NOT from Thursday Sugar tits

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What was washed most in 2020? Hands or Brains>

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This virus must have hit India hard, I've not had a single phone call in a week about a car accident I've not been in

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Me, going back to my car, because i forgot my fucking mask

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I asked my doctor today how long he thought this COVID thing will last...
He said, “How should I know, I’m a doctor not a politician.”

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The work from home collection

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Harry Potter can't go back to Hogwarts. But, why? Because all classed will be held online

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Seeing how some people wear their masks, I now understand how contraceptives fail ...

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