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Conversation between a guy and a salesperson during the new Tesla roadster drive test...
"Excuse me, sir, I see on the specs that the new Tesla roadster comes standard with a defibrillator?"
"Are you ready to hear the price?"

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Trump - Musk

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Let them buy teslas

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Don't shoot i'm rетаrdеd. Prove it. This is just a roman salute.

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Some of you may die, but it is a sасrifiсе i am willing to make.

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On the bright side, the SpaceX guy has been put in charge of rush delivering the newly updated Air Force One

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Elon naci

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If you are driving a stolen tesla, would it be called edison?

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If you are driving a tesla and it gets stolen, is it now called an "Edison"?

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The new Tesla Hearse. For when you want to get cremated on the go.

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Chasing my Cybertruck because I missed a payment and it's driving itself back to Tesla!

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I hate South African Nazis.

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Tesla owners after setting theib car on fire, blaming vandals, and using insurance money to buy a hyundai

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This picture of Elon Musk kissing a prototype sеx robot was generated by Al because the real robot wouldn't do it.

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It musk have been love but it's over now

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Bought it before elon went crazy

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New Teslas don’t come with a new car smell they come with an Elon Musk

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