Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman are discussing family. Englishman says, “My son was born on St. George’s Day so I called him George!"
"What a coincidence!” says the Scotsman, “My son was born on St. Andrews Day so I called him Andrew!"
"Jaysus!” says the Irishman, “That’s fuскing amazing!, wait ’til I go home and tell our Pancake!