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What do frogs eat in Paris?
French flies.

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Did you hear about the small chicken that lived in a Parisian opera house?
It was called the bantam of the opera.

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A wealthy Frenchman was showing off his yachts. “This is un, this is deux, this is trois, this is quatre, this is six…”
“What happened to five?” his wife asked. “Cinq,” he answered.

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What type of photography do French photographers like?
Candide.

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Why does everyone love visiting France?
Because it is beautiful in every Cezanne.

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What do French ducks say?
Quoi quoi.

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What country do French fries come from?
Grease.

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