French jokes

Where does a French cat live?
In Purr-is.

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What’s the shortest French book ever written?
The Complete List Of French War Heroes.

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How many gears does a French tank have?
Seven. One forward and six reverse.

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Why are the best-used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired, and they have only been dropped once.

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What do French ducks say?
Quoi quoi.

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