Friend: Dude! You were so drunк last night!<br />Man: No I wasn't.<br />Friend: Oh really, you put my dog in a pillowcase and said "It's a pillow, It's a pet, it's a pillow pet!"<br />Man: It was a pet in a pillowcase!<br />Friend: It was a trash can.<br />Man: ...
Friend: Dude! You were so drunк last night!
Man: No I wasn't.
Friend: Oh really, you put my dog in a pillowcase and said "It's a pillow, It's a pet, it's a pillow pet!"
Man: It was a pet in a pillowcase!
Friend: It was a trash can.
Man: ...