Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary columnthat he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend, Finney. ‘Did you see the paper?’ asked Gallagher. ‘They...

Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary columnthat he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend, Finney.
‘Did you see the paper?’ asked Gallagher. ‘They say I died!!’
‘Yes, I saw it!’ replied Finney. ‘Where are ye callin’ from?’

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