Have a fisherman friend that is always exaggerating the size of the CATFISH he catches. I ask him what was the size of his latest catch. He replied, "Five inches!" "Five inches?" I asked. "Five...

Have a fisherman friend that is always exaggerating the size of the CATFISH he catches. I ask him what was the size of his latest catch.
He replied, "Five inches!"
"Five inches?" I asked. "Five inches is not a very large catfish."
"You didn't let me finish," he began, "five inches between the eyes!"

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