Two friends were walking home after a party and decided to take a Shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of The cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise...

Two friends were walking home after a party and decided to take a
Shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of
The cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from
The misty shadows.
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel,
Chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Holy соw, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath. "You
Scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you
Doing working here so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"

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