• He can open your blouse by himself.
• While suckling at one вrеаsт, he caresses the other.
• He has developed a bad habit of flicking his tongue.
• He keeps slipping dollar bills in your belt.
• He uses your milk as creamer for his coffee.
• Your birth control pills interfere with his acne medicine.
• After each feeding, he has a smoke.
• He frequently invites his friends over for dinner.
• You feel an uncontrollable urge to listen to “Dueling Banjos.”
• Beard abrasions on аrеоlа.