I met my now girlfriend in Poland last year and she came all the way back to Australia to live with me. She’s getting better with her English and said “Dave, I be going out with some new friend I...

I met my now girlfriend in Poland last year and she came all the way back to Australia to live with me.
She’s getting better with her English and said “Dave, I be going out with some new friend I got last yesterday.”
Poor sweet thing, I had to correct her and say “No you’re f*cking not.”

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