I tried to get into a trendy New York nightclub last night. The doorman said to me: "Sorry mate, you've had too many". I replied, "What, drinks?" He said, "No, birthdays!"

I tried to get into a trendy New York nightclub last night. The doorman said to me:
"Sorry mate, you've had too many".
I replied, "What, drinks?"
He said, "No, birthdays!"

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