I tried to text my girlfriend last night to say ‘sorry ваве. I can’t come over tonight. I have to work. I’ll see you next week’
After I sent it I read it back and it said ‘Susan, I don’t see this relationship working. I am going to dump you in a public place next week. We won’t see each other until a night out in three months when we will have some drunken sеx and both feel horrible the morning after.’
I had fuскing predictive text on.