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Soccer Воотy Call... Passing:
Come on, I'm getting tired of passing to myself. Goooaaalll!

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Soccer Воотy Call... Send:
Are you gonna let me send it through? Goooaaalll!

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Soccer Воотy Call... Header:
First I'll do a header, then you do one. Goooaaalll!

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Soccer Воотy Call... Attacker:
Can I bring a third attacker along? Goooaaalll!

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A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.
The blonde approached and asked if she was all right.
The girl said she was.
A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself.
Approaching again, Sandy offered, "Would you like me to be your friend?"
The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman suspiciously.
Feeling she was making progress, the blonde then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?"
"Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie!"

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An elderly woman comes home and finds her daughter in bed with a viвrатоr. She screams at her, "What are you doing?"
The daughter says, "Mom, I'm 40 years old, I'm not married and I don't have a date. Give me a break!"
The mother shakes her head and leaves.
The next day, the father walks in on the daughter and finds the same thing. He screams, "What's going on here?"
The daughter says the same thing to him, he shakes his head and leaves.
That night, the mother comes into the kitchen and finds the father sitting at the table, a вееr in one hand and the viвrатоr in the other. She says, "What on earth are you doing with that?"
The father sits back and replies, "Hey, leave me alone, can't a guy have a вееr with his son-in-law?"

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A southern girl returned home after a summer with her grandparents in Ohio. Her friends asked her what she learned on her trip. "Well, they have these men up there who like other men."
"Ooh. What are they called?"
"They call them gаy."
"What else did you learn?"
"Well, they have these women who like other women."
"Ooh. What are they called?"
"They call them lеsвiаns."
"Did you learn anything else?"
"Yes. They have these men who liск women in their most private parts."
"Ooh. What do they call them?"
"I don't know, but when he was done, I called him 'Precious.'"

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Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois?
On the first offense, they give you Bears tickets; on the second offense, they make you use them.

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Jоск Воотy Call... Split:
Hey ваве, I'd love to split your uprights. High five!

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Q: What's the difference between a girl's G-spot and a golf ball?
A: A man will spend hours looking for a golf ball.

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One day Bob and Bubba went fishing.
They were catching a lot of fish so they wanted to figure out how to remember this part if the lake. Bob said, ''I know. I can spit in the water!'' But Bubba said, '' No! How will we know it's your spit?'' They thought and thought and finally Bob said, '' I know. We can draw an 'X' right here on the side of the boat!'' But Bubba said ''No, no, Bob. That won't work! How will we know that we get the same boat next time?''

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One day little Bill was playing in the sand out of the sun underneath his front steps.
Soon his mother walked up the steps without underwear due to the heat of the day and little Bill looked up and yelled out, ''Mother, what's that black thing that you're carrying under your dress?'' ''Don't worry, Bill, it's just a squirrel,'' she said. So little Bill kept on playing, and soon his grandmother came along, also without underwear, and little Bill looked up and said, ''Grammie what is that hairy animal under your dress?'' ''Ah, it's a squirrel,'' she answered. So little Bill asked his grandmother, ''Why is it that your squirrel is grey intead of black?'' The grandmother replied, ''If your mother's squirrel had popped the nuts that this one has popped, it would be gray too.''

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Once there was a sреrм named Stanley. When all the other sреrм were just swimming around, Stanley was doing sprints and lifting weights. One day, a sреrм asked him why he was always exercising.
"You see," said Stanley, "when the time comes, I'm gonna be first, you'll see." The other sреrм did not believe him. But one day, they were called to action, and all started swimming. All of a sudden, Stanley turned and went in the other direction.
"Don't do it, boys! It's a ВLОWJОВ!"

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Q: What do you get when you have a basement full of Michigan State fans?
A: A whine cellar.

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A woman at a golf course begins yelling, ''I've been stung by a bee!
'' Her golf instructor asks her where she had been stung. ''Between the first and second hole,'' she replies. The golf instructor tells her, ''Oh, your stance is too wide.''

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There are three men in ahotel each wanting a room.
The porter of the hotel says, "All the rooms are booked except for one room with a king size bed."
The three men are too tired to go to another hotel so they decide to take the room. The next morning, the three men wake up and the man on the left side of the bed said,
"Wow, I had vivid dream of getting a wonderous hand job."
The man on the right said,
"Yeah, me too."
The man in the middle said, "You two are disgusting, I had an ordinary dream that I went Skiing."

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American Olympian Picabo Street donated a large sum to her hometown hospital's emergency center.
Her town named the center after her: Picabo ICU.

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Stress:
The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living s**t out of some a**hole who desperately deserves it.

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A female Olympic swimmer was talking with one of her teammates about using steroids. She claimed that she was going to quit taking them because she was growing hair in scary places.
When her friend asked her where the hair was growing, she replied, "On my nuts."

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In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's реnis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sеx.
After $250,000.00, and three years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sеx.

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