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Eдин полицай вървял по пътя, видял нещо кафяво на земята и топнал си пръста, близнал го и казал: Върви си един човек по пътя и насреша му лайно. La mejor amiga del mundo Dos amigos iban paseando por la calle y en esto que uno le dice al otro: Zwei Idioten sehen auf dem Bürgersteig etwas liegen. "Was ist denn das?", fragt der erste. "Irgendwie kommt es mir bekannt vor, aber ich komme nicht drauf", sagt der zweite. Da steckt der erste... C'est l'histoire de deux fous qui marchent dans la rue, un des deux prend une merde dans sa main et dit à son pote : Deux belges marchent dans la rue. Soudain, ils aperçoivent une déjection animale: - Dis tu crois que c'est une merde de chien? - Je ne sais pas, goûte! l'autre met son doigt dedans et répond - Oui,... Ci sono due carabinieri che stanno camminando per strada. Ad un certo punto uno dice all'altro. Bellman var ute och gick, plötsligt såg han något brunt på marken. Han tog upp det och luktade på det: – Det luktar bajs. Han kände på det: – Det känns som bajs. Han smakade på det: – Det smakar...
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The Reverend John Fuzz was pastor of a smallcongregation in a little Pennsylvania town.
One day, he was walking down Main Street andhe happened to notice a female member of his congregation sitting in the town bar,drinking вееr. The reverend thought this was sinful and not something a member of hiscongregation should do. He walked through the open door of the bar and sat down next tothe woman. "Mrs. Fitzgerald," the reverend saidsternly. "This is no place for a member of my congregation. Why don't you let me takeyou home?" "Sure," she said with a slur, obviouslyvery drunк. When Mrs. Fitzgerald stood up from the bar, she began to
weave back and forth. The reverend realized that she had had too much to drink and hegrabbed hold of her arms to steady her. When he did, they both lost their balance andtumbled to the floor. After rolling around for a few seconds, the reverend wound up lyingon top of Mrs. Fitzgerald, her skirt hiked up to her waist. The bartender looked over the bar and said,"Here, here, buddy, we won't have any of that carrying on in this bar." The reverend looked up at the bartender and said,"But you don't understand, I'm Pastor Fuzz." The bartender nodded, "Well if you're thatfar into the game, you may as well finish!"
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Срещат се двама приятели. Наскоро са се оженили и двамата. Единия разправя: Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. ,Stuart said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?" ,Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?" Ron and his new friend Arty were having a drink together, and were talking about their respective married lives. I had sex with my wife before we were married,” said Don, “did you?” “Gee, I don’t... Встречаются два приятеля. Оба недавно женились. Один говорит: Zwei Männer unterhalten sich über Traditionen im Zusammenhang mit Werten, Sex, Heiraten, usw. Sagt der erste: "Ich habe bis zu unserer Hochzeit nicht mit meiner Frau geschlafen. Du etwa?" Fragt der... Dois amigos casados conversando: — Sabe, antes do casamento eu não transei com a minha mulher. Eu sou católico, e isto é uma coisa em que eu acredito e respeito, por isso eu decidi seguir isto. E...
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Неделна служба в църквата. Имало едно време един мъж, който се прибрал вкъщи много късно и много пиян всяка вечер. Еј, старецу – викнал ѓаволот. A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a sudden the devil appeared. He was menacing and threatening and the entire congregation started to flee the church except for one old... One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town ofJohnstown got up early and went to the local church. Before theservice started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews... El borracho y el diablo Este era un señor muy borracho, que ya se le había hecho costumbre llegar a su casa borrachísimo, su mujer muy enfadada le pone una trampa, se disfraza de satanás y se esconde detrás de un sillón para asustarlo. El tipo llega, se sienta en el sillón,... Det är i kyrkan en söndag, högmässan skall just börja, orgelmusiken ljuder från läktaren. Då plötsligt står Djävulen i egen hög person längst fram i koret och blickar ut över församlingen. Panik...
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Sitting at a Bar...
A woman is sitting at a bar, enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends, when an exceptionally tall, handsome, sеxy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young man noticed her overly-attentive stare and walked directly toward her. Before she could offer her apologies for being rude and staring, the young man said to her ''I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to so, no matter how кinкy, for $100, on one condition.'' Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The young man replied, ''You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.'' The woman considered his proposition for a moment, withdrew from her purse five $20 bills, which she slowly counted into the young man's outstretched hand. She looked deeply into his eyes and slowly, meaningfully, said ''Clean my house.''
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A man walks into a bar and says loudly, "Bartender, six shots!" The bartender looks at him and says, "Wow six shots, whats the occasion?" The man replies , "First blоwjob!"
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