Last year, I went to America on a mountain climbing holiday. I had an accident, and fell 30ft. I broke both my legs and was bleeding heavily. I managed to make it to a road, where I flagged down a car which drove me to the hospital. I crawled into the waiting room, and two nurses ran over to me. “Oh my God, are you alright?” one of them shouted. I said, “I’m absolutely fine, why do you ask?” before passing out. After waking up in the same spot 6 hours later, I realised there’s a time and a place for sarcasm.
Last year, I went to America on a mountain climbing holiday. I had an accident, and fell 30ft.
I broke both my legs and was bleeding heavily.
I managed to make it to a road, where I flagged down a car which drove me to the hospital.
I crawled into the waiting room, and two nurses ran over to me.
“Oh my God, are you alright?” one of them shouted.
I said, “I’m absolutely fine, why do you ask?” before passing out.
After waking up in the same spot 6 hours later, I realised there’s a time and a place for sarcasm.