Mary, a shy virgin was discussing her worries about her up-coming marriage to Раddy, with the parish priest. “He dropped his trousers last night Father, he has a thing between his legs that I never saw the likes of before.” “Sure that’s only his реnis Mary.” “But father there’s a purple кnов on it.” “That’s just the head of the реnis Mary.” “Yeah, but then Father, about 16 inches back from the purple кnов there’s two big round things. What are they Father?” “Well for your sake Mary, I hope they’re the cheeks of his аrsе.”
Mary, a shy virgin was discussing her worries about her up-coming marriage to Раddy, with the parish priest.
“He dropped his trousers last night Father, he has a thing between his legs that I never saw the likes of before.”
“Sure that’s only his реnis Mary.”
“But father there’s a purple кnов on it.”
“That’s just the head of the реnis Mary.”
“Yeah, but then Father, about 16 inches back from the purple кnов there’s two big round things. What are they Father?”
“Well for your sake Mary, I hope they’re the cheeks of his аrsе.”