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Most Popular Jokes

What do black people and bicycles have in common?
They only work with a chain on.

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes Office and Work Jokes Black People Jokes

What do you call a redneck virgin?
a 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers

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Gross Jokes Redneck jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes Old People Jokes Virgin Jokes

Two russian guys are walking down the street and they find a $100.
So one says, "Ok, lets buy bread for $1 and the rest we spend on vоdка?."
The other says, "I don't get it, why do we need so much bread?."

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Drinking and Drunk Jokes Money jokes Food Jokes

Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.

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Yo Momma Jokes Ugly Jokes

What's a moo hoo for grazing school?
Grass class.

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School Jokes Animal Jokes

This woman walks into a bar, and she has the hairiest armpits in the history of armpits.
She sits down, raises her arm, and says, "Bartender, I would like a drink."
There's an old drunк sitting next to her.
Slurring, he says, "Barkeep, I would like to buy the ballerina a drink."
She accepts, drinks it, raises her arm again to get the bartender's attention, and orders another.
The old man says, "Barkeep, you just keep giving the ballerina anything she wants."
Finally, the bartender goes over to the drunк and says, "Sir, that's nice of you, but how do you know she's a ballerina?"
The old man answers, "Son, you don't get to be my age without learning that only ballerinas can lift their legs that high."

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Drinking and Drunk Jokes Jokes about Women Men jokes Old People Jokes Bar and Bartender Jokes

A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives.
In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine."

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Mother-in-Law Jokes Marriage and Family Jokes

They've broken in my house so many times, they leave notes complaining about things:
'The salt was low.' 'Pick up bread. We be back.' Grease all over my stove - they cooked and left the best chicken and dressing you ever want to lay your lips on.

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Police Officer Jokes Food Jokes

Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.

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Yo Momma Jokes Insult Jokes

Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.

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Yo Momma Jokes

Yo' mama so sтuрid, she told me to meet her on the corner of 'walk' and 'don't walk.'

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Yo Momma Jokes Insult Jokes Stupid Jokes

Yo' Mama is so fат, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."

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Yo Momma Jokes School Jokes Kids Jokes Fat Jokes

Yo' Mama is so fат, she brought on world hunger.

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Yo Momma Jokes Food Jokes Fat Jokes

Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.

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Yo Momma Jokes Men jokes

Yo' Mama is so short, she models for trophies.

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Yo Momma Jokes

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.

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Yo Momma Jokes Insult Jokes Animal Jokes Ugly Jokes

Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat

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Yo Momma Jokes Sports Jokes

Yo' Mama is so fат, her shadow is used for the witness protection program.

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Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes

A young guy walks into a bar. An old drunк sits with a shoe box on the stool next to him.
The guy asks, "What's in the box?"
The older guy says matter-of-factly, "A South American Вlоw Job Toad."
The young guy looks around. "Can I try it?"
The older guy nods. The young guy goes to the men's room and returns 20 minutes later.
"That was amazing," he says, "You've got to sell it to me."
The old drunк concedes to sell the toad for a hefty sum. The happy young man struts home and meets his wife at the door.
"Where the hеll have you been? What's in the box?" she demands.
"South American Вlоw Job Toad."
"So?" asks the wife.
"So, teach it to cook and get the f**k out."

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Bar and Bartender Jokes Men jokes Drinking and Drunk Jokes American Jokes

Q: What did the blonde say when the airplane began to shake?
A: "Must be an earthquake."

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Car and driving jokes Blonde Jokes Aviation Jokes